Getting a haircut is like doing a trust fall that lasts for four months.
[leslie knope bursts in] excuse me? what the fuck? what the f

Sure he murdered 3 innocent humans but he also rescued dogs from puppy mills. He couldn’t have hate in his heart. What the fuck is wrong with CNN!?!
If he were black or brown, they’d have photos of him from 3rd grade frowning in his class photo with “He was no angel”as the headline.
as if there was any doubt
Pretty sure Sharknado is a more accurate representation of weather than 50 Shades is a representation of BDSM.
my flatmate told me that theres this cat always around at the uni campus, often in the library (it even has its own library card)
The owner made a facebook group called Pepspotting (the cats name is Pep) where you can post pics of the cat if you see it somewhere
my phone died so long ago and i haven’t found the motivation to go get the charger yet
WHAT DO WE WANT?
COOL TATTOOS
WHEN DO WE WANT EM’?
NOW BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OR WHAT DESIGNS and I’m kind of worried about getting the wrong thing but at the same time I want to go with stuff I like and try not to worry too much and actually idk man maybe I should just wait a bit